![]() Jerry survived and is taken inside the vent as well. With no other choice, Rick jumps into an air vent to escape, using Jerry as a human shield. Soon after, they run into two security guards, who use emergency fortune cookies to beat Rick in a fight. Jerry wants Rick to blow up the factory, but Rick would rather take over the factory instead. While infiltrating the factory, the pair quickly realize the company is controlling fate for profit. Rick changes his clothes to blend in by calling on the Eye of Thundera, then makes Jerry look like an assistant with a transformation sequence lifted from Sailor Moon. Entering and dodging the retinal scans, they find hundreds of similar trucks and cameras everywhere. Taking the truck to the factory where the fortunes are made, they find them coming from a building which is way too extravagant for a company that makes something that's given away for free. Apologizing to the two remaining staff for murdering their colleagues (which they accept, saying it's part of the risk), Rick agrees to not turn them in to the cops in exchange for the truck that delivers the fortune cookies. However he finds that the Panda Express staff are actually running a meth ring (which obviously Rick doesn't mind due to his aversion to the concept of laws) and have nothing to do with the fortune cookies which they get from the usual distributor. He reasons that someone is trying to get his attention (mentioning that all the restaurant had to do was get a liquor licence).Īrriving with Jerry and announcing his presence to the backroom staff, he finds himself in a shootout which he is easily able to handle killing most of the employees. Rick decides to do something he would never willingly choose to do. Rick repeats the test several times, sometimes switching the boxes and is worried when Jerry keeps picking the mom box. Turning on his device, Rick is startled to find that Jerry's fortune is registering and decides to run a test by getting two boxes with holes, writing Jerry's mom's name in one and asking him to choose one hole he would stick his penis in. The rest of the family leave, and Rick admits that he made that up the strange readings to get Jerry out of going to the zoo, and admits that as much as he dislikes Jerry he has the right to take this seriously. Space Beth arrives to pick the family up for the zoo trip, but Rick asks Jerry to stay behind as he's been getting strange readings from Jerry's probability field regarding the fortune. Jerry becomes so paranoid that he even starts dressing like Morty, since Morty's mom is Beth. Jerry tries taping up his genitals while Morty and Summer continues to play various pranks on Jerry (including hiding a stuffed doll made to look like Jerry's mom in his wardrobe which falls on him repeatedly making it look like it's performing fellatio). Rick refuses stating that using science to make something impossible usually ends up making it more possible. ![]() Jerry's nerves get worse when his mother starts calling him more since he's trying to ignore her and begs Rick to investigate or use science to make it impossible. Beth implores him to ignore it, while Morty and Summer find it hilarious and begin to poke fun at him with it. Jerry starts getting paranoid that the fortune might come true, despite the fact he obviously would never have sex with his mother. ![]() Although the rest of the family is given generic meaningless ones, Jerry's fortune reads "You will have sex with your mother", much to everyone's shock and his dismay. ![]() When the meals over, the family are given their fortune cookies, with Summer pointing out they only comes true when the cookie is eaten first. Jerry complains about the place giving him diarrhea, although the others point out that it wouldn't have happened if he hadn't eaten the food meant for the animals. The Smith family are dining at Panda Express, and discuss the next day's trip to the zoo. When Jerry's fortune cookie reveals a fate worse than death, Rick decides to get to the bottom of the dessert's shocking prediction. ![]()
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